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collegehumor: Girl Attempts Trick Basketball Shot She missed her dreams by just one shot. That everyone will remember. Forever.
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collegehumor: Turtle Bullies Dog This a real issue, with real consequences. Like the dog pooping on the carpet.
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thedrunkenmoogle: Master Chief Mojito (Halo cocktail) Ingredients:50ml Bacardi Rum - White (or 100ml Bacardi Mojito)125ml Mountain Dew Energy1/4 Lime (squeezed)2 sprigs MintCrushed Ice Directions: Crush some ice (around 4 cubes per drink) and add it to your glass. Squeeze your lime over the ice and place it in the glass. Take two sprigs of fresh mint (wash it if necessary), give it a bit of a twist to crack the leaves and let the flavour spread easily. Add to the glass. Add the Bacardi, then the Mountain Dew. Stir, serve with a straw, and get ready to save the universe again. A note from the creator:  I’ve spent the last few weeks working on a cocktail to drink in the launch of Halo 4 on November 6th. I was keen to have Halo 4 branded Mountain Dew Energy as one of the key ingredients. I’ve tried all sorts of combos and, to be honest, they were mostly disgusting. Though an honourable mention must go to Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew Energy, the absolute best I’ve found is the Master Chief Mojito. Drink created and photographed by Mike from The Little English Halo Blog.
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comedycentral: I voted for Giant Douche, who did you guys vote for? South Park’s season finale, “Obama Wins!,” airs tomorrow at 10/9c. In the meantime, celebrate election day by watching the full episode of the classic “Douche & Turd.”
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collegehumor: CPR is Scary You’re next.
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collegehumor: Please Remember to Tip It’s for a good cause.
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collegehumor: GPOY
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The election is over! Time to celebrate the end of serious election news and a return to Regular Internet with this massive page of inexplicable internet bullsh*t!!!

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